24 XXX: An Axel Braun Parody Movie
CTU Los Angeles’ top agent Jack Bauer (Kurt Lockwood) is flying back to LAX after burying his wife when his daughter, Kim (Ash Hollywood) informs him that the flight attendant is dead. Before he even has a chance to react to that news, the plane begins to pitch. After settling a jurisdictional dispute with the air marshal, Jack disarms him and blasts his way into the cockpit with three expertly placed rounds. There he finds the pilot slumped over his yoke with three bullet holes below his right shoulder. Wonder how that happened? The co-pilot wants to continue their approach to LAX (they’re only four minutes out) but Jack has a different idea. He wants to land the airliner on the freeway during rush hour. So begins the longest day of his life. Positioned around the time of season two of the television series (President Palmer is in office, Nina Myers is at large, Tony Almeida and Michelle Dessler handle the day-to-day at CTU, and Chloe sits behind her computer screen as always) this porn spoof follows Jack as he endeavors to stop Nina (Alektra Blue)’s assassination plot against the President of the United States.
