Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody XXX Movie
Join aliens and government personnel for an intergalactic adventure sure to tickle more than your funny bone. Ride along as Agents track down evil aliens and make the world a safer and sexier place.
So, put your black suit and shades on and get ready to help save the universe. An all-star cast, amazing special effects, scorchingly hot sex, and laugh-out-loud humor make Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody an instant classic.
Sci-fi and blockbuster movie fans, don’t miss out! Get your copy of the best new adult movie this side of the Milky Way!!!
Pornstars : Afro D.J. High-Me, Alektra Blue, Brad Armstrong, Brandy Aniston, Dick Chibbles, Eric Masterson, Ethan Hunt, India Summer, Isis Taylor, Jack Vegas, James Bartholet, Jessica Drake, Kaylani Lei, Marco Rivera, Mia Lelani, Misty Stone, Nicole Aniston, Pon Star, Prince Yahshua, Randy Spears, Romeo Price, Tommy Gunn, Tommy Pistol, Wolf Hudson, Xander Corvus
Director: Brad Armstrong
Studio: Wicked Pictures
Genres: Adult | Parodies
Length: 2 hrs. 11 mins.
Released: Jun 28 2012
Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody XXX Scenes
Starring: Ethan Hunt India Summer Length: 17 min
Scene One: India Summer, a fetching brunette MILF of some note, was up first as the doctor girlfriend of Ethan “Agent Jay” Hunt, the junior lead in both porn and mainstream releases. They were in her medical haunts looking at stiffs when he had something stiff to offer her instead, his stiff cock, India kneeling down to slob his knob with plenty of hand to gland action tossed in. India also provided great eye contact, Ethan pounding away at her pussy with his condom clad pecker, the doggy position showcasing her sweet ass really well before they went missionary and cowgirl; some intermittent head given by both before she finished him off with a powerful handjob to unleash his population pudding into her mouth.
Scene 2 Starring: Brad Armstrong Mia Lelani Nicole Aniston Length: 19 min
Scene Two: Mia Lelani and Nicole Aniston, a couple of very curvy babes dressed up to look slightly like humanoid insects, were up next as they made out and sucked each other’s tits. This oral loving was being captured by Brad Armstrong, the man dressed up somewhat close to what a few of his detractors suggest he looks like in person (heavy makeup making him look like the deteriorating “Edgar” from the first MIB movie). Brad was great in the role of interstellar pornographer but the ladies were swell as fuck bunnies too, some fingering and dildo penetration combining with gash gobbling to make their preliminary exploits stand out. Once warmed up, the ladies shared his cock orally, slowly going down on him as various comments were made. The ladies kept at it until he bust loose a wad of genetic juice on their tits, some licking up of the seed ending too quickly.
Scene 3 Starring: Alektra Blue Xander Corvus Length: 17 min
Scene Three: Alektra Blue, the attractive brunette contract cutie, was up next as a universal class dominatrix, preparing to “beat the shit out of” Xander Corvus as the two headed freak begged for mercy. Her booty shorts enhanced her shapely ass and her matching black corset framed her well, the man released from the stockade to put his other head away in order to better service her. He knelt before her to eat her shaven snatch, her brandishing of a whip serving as a major motivator too. He fingered her juice pussy and she traded places with him, some knob slobbing and titty fucking leading to him pounding her asshole with some active anal riding. This proved to be too much for him and he ended up rubbing out a nut of spunk all over her crotch, Alektra tasting his ball batter with a satisfied smile.
Scene 4 Starring: Randy Spears Kaylani Lei Length: 12 min
Scene Four: Kaylani Lei, the company’s exotic contract star, was up next in a cornfield with Randy “Agent Kay” Spears, the special effects giving her an extra breast for him to play with. He nuzzled her boobs and she responded well, Kaylani inhaling his pecker briefly before some titty rubbing and aggressive vaginal fucking in cowgirl led to spooning. Randy then beat off a round of splooge to her chest but she teleported away and the scene cut away to headquarters where more hijinks ensued.
Scene 5 Starring: Misty Stone Length: 16 min
Scene Five: Misty Stone, the wonderfully sexy black gal featured on the front cover, was up next in a heated masturbation scene. I won’t ruin the joke but suffice it to say that Misty was hilarious as the newly transformed agent, the gun storage room serving as the focal point of her solo scene. I’ll admit that I’m a fan of hers and she looked great coming out of the transformation chamber but the way she was diddling herself with the memory device was smoking hot. She gyrated her hips and rubbed herself silly on the gray couch, her dirty talk enhancing it for me though the pecker puppets quickly had me bust out laughing at the truncated solo outing.
Scene 6 Starring: Tommy Pistol Isis Taylor Brandy Aniston Length: 15 min
Scene Six: Isis Taylor, a cutie built for speed over comfort, was up next in the pawn shop with Tommy Pistol. Isis wore a skin tight outfit that hugged every curve of hers, his demands for a trade involving the usual nasty stuff. She unfastened his fly and looked up at him while seductively inhaling his cock orally, her eye contact another fine example of how a performer should act in a scene. Isis rubbed and massaged his balls too, his slight titty sucking moving quickly to his porking of her pussy by the counter. Her awesome ass rippled as he plowed in deep, a few more positions leading to the expected facial of spew all over her face and upper torso.
Scene Seven: Jessica Drake, Misty Stone, Alektra Blue, Kaylani Lei, Eric Masterson, Jack Vegas, Marco Rivera, Tommy Gunn, and Randy Spears, were up last in an orgy. The ladies all wore sexy out space slut outfits and the men all wore the standard uniforms, the men going down on the women and the ladies blowing the men for the most part. This part was brief though as the whole crew wanted to fuck, each picking up a different position and the editing bouncing between them as the sweaty tryst continued. Misty looked great and Jessica is always a highlight for me, the active vaginal riding leading to a bunch of facials, an ass pop, and Misty taking a crotch pop.
Body of Review:
Brad Armstrong has won so many awards over the years that I’ve lost count, his works for Wicked Pictures always interesting whether or not they are big or small. Seeing as how September is right around the corner, his block buster titles are coming out, the first of which is Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody. The original series stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones, a couple of intergalactic lawmen trying to keep aliens in check on planet earth. As with the original trio, this version plays off many of the common elements folks find amusing, the pornification process adding the requisite sex though still heavy on the laughs too. Unlike some of the jerks out there, I’m not going to spoil the fun by providing a line by line description of every joke or verbal exchange, preferring to give a general overview along with a feel for the sexual trysts instead.
The back cover described the movie like this: “Join aliens and government personnel for an intergalactic adventure sure to tickle more than your funny bone. Ride along as Agents track down evil aliens and make the world a safer and sexier place. So, put your black suit and shades on and get ready to help save the universe. An all-star cast, amazing special effects, scorchingly hot sex, and laugh-out-loud humor make Men In Black: A Hardcore Parody an instant classic. Sci-fi and blockbuster movie fans, don’t miss out! Get your copy of the best new adult movie this side of the Milky Way!!!” Here’s a brief look at the scenes by cast and action, noting that condoms were used for those still interested
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